Easy-to-process things feel truer, safer, and more appealing.
More quotes12:03 — order confirmed.
12:19 — being prepared.
12:37 — being prepared.
13:06 — being prepared.
The customer could tolerate the forty-three minutes. What they cannot tolerate is the possibility that nothing is happening and no person would notice. One static label has turned lunch into a hostage situation.
Visible progress works when it resolves real questions. Has the request arrived? Which step is complete? Has the estimate changed? Can the customer leave attention elsewhere? A little map or status line can return mental freedom even while duration remains identical.
Fake progress does the reverse. Bars race to 94 per cent and develop a philosophical objection to 95. Stages change on a timer, independent of reality. The interface is lying in order to feel reassuring, which works beautifully until the lie becomes visible.
The source’s “ten times less irritating” is rhetoric, not a measured conversion between cars and feelings. Its useful provocation survives without the arithmetic. Uncertainty has a cost separate from time.
13:08 — delayed; new estimate 13:25.
Annoying, yet usable. The customer can make another plan.
13:17 — courier assigned.
13:31 — delivered.
The service review records a 91-minute fulfilment time. The status history shows twenty-nine minutes during which the system knew almost nothing and said even less.